Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
Uterus: hardly any breaks??
Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
Uterus: if something were to
These are important
always say thank you to the bus driver and the crossing guard and the cashier this is crucial
I’m not ok
My amazing wedding photographer, Krista Rose of L’Amore Rose, took this photo and my friend Vincent E.L. Photoshopped it.
Best wedding photo? Yes.
fashion encyclopedia: Marchesa spring 2015 rtw
okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens
A pirate for the adventure, not the booty
oh my god i want that on a bumper sticker
Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.
I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match
we joke but this is an actual thing
Don’t forget green blacks, blue blacks, purple blacks, that weird grey/black bullshit…