Call me Starcat. I have been known to cosplay, print things, eat souls, doodle, rant without warning, and I am rather fond of making gifs. I have also been accused of numerous horrendous baking incidents, but that WAS ALL LIEZ.

cyberfry:

mychemicalpikey:

deductionsoftheheart:

remlupins:

proseposeur:

remlupins:

so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create

and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win

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Okay here’s a dramatic reading of it

aRE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I’M GONNA PISS

EVERY FUCKING TIME

ITS BACK

cosmic-nerd-angel:

Here, have Tom Hiddleston whispering creepy things into your ear. 

Second 3D sound experiment. Uploading this again because I deleted it and people were asking about it. Clip from the Red Necklace audiobook. Wear headphones.   

chrissymodi-frost:

hiccupatheart:

of-the-pookan-race:

ok but seriously, if anyone argues that Frozen has the best ice in animation, all you’d have to do is show them this jfc

this is from Dreamworks’ ”Rise of the Guardians.”

Your move, Disney.

OMG I THOUGHT THAT WAS REAL

THANK YOU^

paigalynn95:

Sometimes I don’t think this cast is real.

sodomymcscurvylegs:

tsuthetiger:

theangrymage:

just imagine the possibilities
security
privacy
PORN

[science softly intensifies]

Unless everyone has the same glasses on.

legfruit:

when someone asks you how you know all the zodiac signs in order

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viperines:

cosplaying

alliacorn:

firestar gets his 9 lives part deux
(aka overdramatic cat anime)

detectivelestrvde:

ask-fira:

harrysthefather:

tony-can-pierce-my-veil:

gettin-nakie-outside:

witchyroses:

kickthebuttstickz:

fantasticallyshantastic:

stickyhunter:

fanuary:

stickyhunter:

ollivandur:

adxn:

Calm your tits! D:!

i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

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HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!

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Follow my lead, people!

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Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’

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Then everything will be fine.

You dumb females. This is obviously fake.

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Huh? What is this?

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YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING

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Okay…

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

This is the only “hey girls” that I fully support

I wonder what mine do…

MYGOD

IDONT EVEN CARE HOW LONG THIS POST IS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN YM ENTIRE LIFE

I love this post so much

why is thor wearing a thor shirt

fedoraaura:

infeerandfaith:

ariacherry:

You saw it ladies and gentleman, proof. 

wake up america

azizansafari:

squidwurd:

nature is beautiful

is that a croissant

arcticwankies:

when u raise ur hand but forget what u were gonna ask

orbmanson7:

ilikegusbetterinabuttondown:

Childhood movies taught me the most important thing of all: parents aren’t always right and they don’t always know what’s best for you.

look how many notes this thing has

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